grogsting
(verb): attempt at s-xting while drunk or otherwise unable to make sense. generally results in hilarious texts and possible facepalm after recovery.
“less hot, less coherent and with more spelling mistakes than s-xting”
bro #1: hey dude, check out this text “mm, i kinda want a banana right now…”
bro #2: sounds hot, she totally wants it, why are you even here?!
bro #1: wait, it gets better, “…or some sliced peaches…” and then doesn’t reply!
bro #2: she must have been grogsting after the party! show these to her in the morning, it’ll be hilarious!
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