Groinal Stretches


when wearing tights, often we find that the groin area insists on sagging. to overcome this, we stretch the groinal area by widening the legs, either with legs side by side, or placing one foot forward and one foot back.
chantelle: “what are you doing? you look like a goon”
charmaine: “my tights are lowering, i’m doing groinal stretches”

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