Groitch


1. the area of the body used for bongo-tapping; a combination of groin and crotch.
2. an outstanding accomplishment in life, usually making another person feel like a c-ck goblin in the process.
my groitch hurt after i was kicked in my ding-ding.

hendo totally groitched bisbing.

happy birthday grandpa! you just got groitched.

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