Grond


1. a huge iron battering ram in the shape of a wolf; 150 ft. long, 60 ft. high.
2. the biggest p-n-s you have ever seen.
that dude over there has a huge grond!
1. the long giant battering ram from lord of the rings: the return of the king shaped like a giant flaming wolf’s head

2. when you get a b-n-r while grinding with a girl at a club, and it presses up against her -ss. this term is used because a b-n-r is shaped similar to grond from lord of the rings (long and hard) and also because the word “grond” is similar to “grind”
i gronded a chick last night when we went clubbing and it was like my pants were on fire! it was more awesome than the battle of minas tirith!
1.)hairless t-st-c-ls and head
2.)a gay f-g of a principle

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