groningen


groningen is a city in holland, its way up north when you say “holland” or “dutch” people always think amsterdam the best city there is well they are so wrong, it is not groningen is the best city if you aks me way better weed nice cops nice people bars are open until dawn unlike amsterdam bars close there at 2 in the night wich sucks, when in holland visit groningen the best days of your live.
usaguy: dude i just got here in amsterdam where can i get the best weed.
groningenguy: dude this is amsterdam go to groningen
province and city in the north of the netherlands—not to be confused with holland, which is actually a part of the netherlands but sometimes used for naming the country— relatively the largest student town in the country.
a: where are you from?
b: i’m from groningen.
a: the city of groningen?
b: no, the province, i live in winschoten.

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