Gronknasti


gronknasti – noun, verb, adjective.

definition – noun – a dance move that resembles the giant wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man, made famous by current new england patriot, rob gronkowski.

definition – verb – describing the act of gronknastiing.

definition – adjective – witnessing an event that is shockingly priceless.
gronknasti – noun – i drove by the cell phone store today and saw a giant wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man and it really made me want to hit up the club and do the gronknasti.

gronknasti – verb – i can’t wait to hit up the club tonight and gronknasti all over my dude bros.

gronknasti – adjective – did you see see that huge dude on the dance floor flailing his arms like a giant wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man? that sh-t was gronknasti.

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