groob


the act of ‘accidentally’ touching a ladies breast, usually done during a trip on a busy underground/metro/subway train in rush hour.
on the tube last night i groobed two women!

this train is pretty packed, i might be able to groob that chick.
an unidentified growth in an armpit
skylar was scared to go to the health center because she feared her groob might be mrsa.
grandmother’s b–bs. we have all seen them, they hang down by the belly b-tton region.
gary’s girlfreind has groobs. and shes only 16
a hybridization of the words gravity and b–bs. what happens to a woman’s chest as she reaches middle age and/or has children. used to describe a woman with a large saggy rack.
my wife was hot when she was younger, but 20 years and three kids on gave her groobs.
similar to hangy t-ts, groobs refer to br–sts that hang down unnaturally low to one’s torso or beyond. formed by combining the words granny and b–bs to form groobs. most commonly found among the elder female population, yet not excluded from the more disproportionate youth of today.
daaaaaaaamn, barbara’s groobs hang so low they look like she got them on a direct mail order from an old folks home.
a grom and a newb.
brock gandy is a groob
it can mean anything
a noun or verb or part of a word

what travis says
my groobs itch

thats groob-tastic

lets go groobing today

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