groogle


1. a sad type of person who spends hours randomly pushing words into google word and image searches because they are so bored – they would call it research.

2. the sadder type of the above in that they only google their own name in multi-varied formats, hoping to discover that they are are famous, or even exist.
jim: you seen herbert lately.
jon: no, he just stays in doing some kind of weird internet research. he’s turned into a right groogle.
jim: what’s his research project?
jon: he’s researching himself. he just hits on herbert.
jim: what a groogle!
naughty or cheeky person, pet or child.
“oi groogle get your paws off my diner”
the s-xual noise that comes out of a groogler’s mouth while giving oral pleasure.
i love it when girls groogle, it makes my p-n-s feel good.
a combination of a group and an oogle. hence the groogle. groogle is the group oogling of a person either male or female. more than one person can be groogled at one time, but a groogle requires two or more people to be in the act of groogling someone.
” john stop oogling that girl” “shut up you were doing it too” “i guess we groogled her”

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