Groot


i am groot.
groot: i am groot.
to be overly excited, hyper, obnoxious, or completely insane.
guy 1: hahahahahaahahah
guy 2: dude, calm down. you’re being groot as h-ll.
1. a term used to describe a man who has a deformed p-n-s, not too dissimilar to a tree branch.

2. also used in much th same way as tw-t as an offensive term.
1. hahahaha, he has a groot

2. some f-kin groot has nicked me f-ckin wheels
having a special relationship with a person whose name is usually tina
lets groot

he’s a grooter

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