Gropefruit


perfectly formed, nearly spherical br–sts.
i’d love to get my hands on her gropefruit to see if they’re real or enhanced.
a closeted gay male who initiates “playful” physical contact with unsuspecting straight males
eric m-ssa confessed to being a gropefruit while he was in the navy

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