Grosseries
a collection of various foods, all of which are disgusting and foul tasting, that were recently purchased from a grocery store. usually purchased by a inconsiderate family member/roommate who’s soul personal taste and food preferences, and not yours, were taken into account.
tim: i’m really hungry and we have nothing to eat but stale crumpets.
andy: don’t worry, bridget just went for groceries.
tim: oh no!, all that b-tch ever buys is grosseries.
until today, this word is survived solely by a small cult following.
while the word has been celebrated by many, only few can properly deliver it when the opportunity arises. grosseries should not be mistaken for a word, for it is better described as an experience. when delivered properly grosseries brings meaning to an unattractive situation, scent, or b list celebrity.
here is a list of situations where using grosseries is not appropriate
a night club in bunlevel
donnie darko
beef
end of list
ryan: having to take joe doll for a cl-ss was grosseries. he was my business professor and i couldn’t stand him!
olga: seriously…
until today, this word is survived solely by a small cult following.
while the word has been celebrated by many, only few can properly deliver it when the opportunity arises. grosseries should not be mistaken for a word, for it is better described as an experience. when delivered properly grosseries brings meaning to an unattractive situation, scent, or b list celebrity.
here is a list of situations where using grosseries is not appropriate
a night club in bunlevel
donnie darko
beef
end of list
ryan: having to take joe doll for a cl-ss was grosseries. he was my business professor and i couldn’t stand him!
olga: seriously…
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