grouchmeister
master of grouchiness. used mainly when your significant other is irritable/bad-tempered/grumpy/complaining.
last night a friend and i had smoked a bowl or three. while i was eating a banana, this is when the idea hit me. i put the peel in her slippers. thinking i was a genius, i continued watching south park for an hour until she came in. when she came in she asked “why have you put a banana in my slippers!?!”
to make them more slippery!
we couldn’t stop laughing… she became grouchmeister.
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