Grouchopotamus


a man who becomes grouchy with little to no warning, most often observed in the early mornings.
liz: “hey chris wanna go work out?”

chris: “i don’t like these kind of suggestions so early in the morning.”

liz: “why do you have to be such a grouchopotamus? besides, it’s like noon.”

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