Ground Food


the name given to any food after the 5 second rule has elapsed but before decomposition starts.
ben: i’m soooo hungry
tracey: hey, there’s a chip on the ground.
ben: why dont i just inject hepat-tis into my mouth.
tracey: (while chewing on a day old chip) mmmmm, ground food.

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