groundbird


1. one who is too sedentary to take flight; forever grounded; a flake; one who disappoints friends.
synonyms include: wet blanket, party p–per, lame-ss.

2. an easy catch due to its disadvantaged evasive tactics and the groundliness of its mating habits, aka low standards.
synonyms include: hoebag, ugly -ss beez that can’t do no better, loose woman.

3. a dance that visually mimics the attempted flight and subsequent failure of the groundbird. used for both partying and mocking purposes.

all definitions are used in conjunction with beezy.
beezy ain’t nuthin but a groundbird.

it’s fridayz, get off your -ss and quit bein a m-th-f-ckin groundbird beezy.

yeah she’d sleep with you, beezy’s a total groundbird. cheney could shoot that sh-t.

“must be thanxxgivin cause there’s h-lla groundbird around this party”
“dude…that’s your family”

awww sh-t! he’s h-lla fly, he’s doin tha groundbird!!

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