Groundhog Technique
when somebody tells you information about themselves and then forgets they did any such thing. you then use said information to impress them.
“a drunk girl at a bar told me she was a virgo in some random conversation. i went out for a cig a while later and she followed. she asked me the same set of questions about my ‘sign’ as she had inside the bar. i said, ‘let me guess, you’re a virgo’. her jaw dropped. an hour later i was getting a bj in her car” – zenitram
groundhog technique
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