groundhogging

whenever feces slowly emerges from your -n-s after trying to hold it in for too long, similar to the head of a groundhog peeking out from its burrow.
“holy sh-t, i’m groundhogging. brb”
when you have to sh-t really bad and the sh-t keeps on sticking its head out like a ground hog in the ground
dad, stop the car! i have to sh-t so bad it’s groundhogging!
a term used for the exact moment when your t-rd begins to exit your -ss but you squeeze your cheeks together to make it go back in, only to find moments later, it starts to sneek back out, much like a ground hog sticking it’s head out to look around.
“d-mn, where the h-ll is the bathroom?! i feel like i’m ground hogging!!!”
similar to “prairie-d-gg-ng”: when a t-rd leaves it’s nest, sees it’s shadow, and runs back in. this is a precursor to the “turtle-head”, and should not be taken lightly. short yet expedited steps in the direction of the nearest toilet facility are recommended immediately. a post-evac check of the surrounding areas will signal a possible 6 week extension of gastrointestinal discomfort.
jay- “dude its like the stage before … like its not prairie d-gg-ng yet…its like right before that.”

greg- “oh! so its ground-hogging ! it popped out saw its shadow and ran back up in there.”
when you have to p–p really bad, but you are forced to hold it, and you feel like you are about to p–p yourself.
the next bathroom isn’t for an hour, and i’m already ground-hogging
similar to “prairied-gg-ng”, this is when your p–p is so large that it comes out, sees its own shadow and goes back into hiding until you can find satisfactory facilities.
dude, i gotta get out of this bar and find a clean bathroom, i’m groundhogging over here.
groundhogging, (southern slang) the need to really really have to go the restroom.
while shopping at the mall and not finding the restroom you realize that your at the point where your groundhogging.

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