groupon douche
a person who is actively looking for groupons to purchase not needed and generally stupid items.
alex: you know jimmy is such a groupon douche!
cara: why?
alex: because he purchased groupons for him and his wife for 70% off tattoo work at a local trashy tattoo parlor.
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