Grouponing the numbers
skewing the numbers to make them put your position in a better light knowing they don’t represent the whole situation.
guy 1: why is your girl mad at you?
guy 2: i told her i went out with the guys for a couple beers.
guy1: dude, you had a couple beers then a million shots. you were totally grouponing the numbers there!
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