grout
a word written all over the walls in the men’s restrooms at the university of california at santa cruz library. the vandalism does not originate from one person, but from several who are eager to leave their mark in this subculture of collegiate society. the actual definition of the term is insignificant, for over the years its main purpose has been to connect the spirits of college males who are eager for humorous relief amidst long study sessions in the library.
it is tradition to create phrases with the word “grout” incorporated into them such as “the groutain of youth,” “grout expectations,” and “grout of site.” the comments are often written in-between the wall tiles so as not to be erased by the custodial staff.
“grout” is on its way to becoming a cultural phenomenon.
defined on here as an amusing bathroom-graffiti phenomenon. this same exact phenomenon was prominent in two high-traffic public mens’ restrooms at cal poly, san luis obispo in the mid-1990’s. it included also “the grout beyond”, “grout-o marks”, “the grout sp-ce coaster,” etc.
i’m not sure where it originated… i post it here because it’s a second place in a different time, and it would be interesting to try to trace its origin.
the grout beyond; grouto marx; the grout sp-ce coaster; three strikes– you’re grout; etc.
slang for a cigarette
i’m roasting for a grout
verb – to tinker with one’s sphincter, but only with one finger.
jane’s tongue lapped at dave’s gooch while she tentative tested the brown waters by slowly grouting his coight.
alt. name for a fart. an extremely accurate onomatopoeia for a very short ripping stuccatto type fart. so accurate it follows the word exactly. gr – the rasping start, ou – the cl-ssic change in tone. t – the abrupt end as the sphincter slams shut. gr ou t
did you hear that? someone grouted during prayers.
(adj, noun, verb) the word of the month. you can literally replace any word with grout and it will work!
i sh-t so much today i grouted my pants.
i’m getting grouty! woo
you’re a grout
etc…
a word written all over the walls in the men’s restrooms at the foothill community college-apparently this has spread to a number of other colleges in california. allthough it’s uncertain exactly what it means at this point, it is surely an effective medium of communication among stupid and fun loving college men.
what are you talking agrout?
tony the tiger is grrrrrrrrout!
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