Grover Beach


a small beach in california formerly known as grover city but was changed in the early 1990’s due to popular vote. it is right by the famous pismo beach (the clam capitol of the world) and most people who go to pismo don’t even realize that they have been to grover beach as well. in fact, most people have never even heard of grover beach even though they have been to pismo beach about a thousand times and have probably been in grover beach just as many times without even realizing it.
joe: where did you move here from?
katie: grover beach.
joe: where is that??
katie: right by pismo beach.
joe: ooooooh! man that’s awesome but i’ve never heard of it. pismo is sweet though!
grover beach, named for grover the dirty muppet who lived in a trash can and ate his own feces, was founded in 1863 by a large colony of -ssholes.

it is the twin city of nearby pismo beach in the same sense that danny devito was arnold schwarzenegger’s twin, small, ugly, and full of cr-p.

first person: hey let’s go p–p in the ocean!

second person: where do you think you are, grover beach?!
first person: hey let’s go p–p in the ocean!

second person: where do you think you are, grover beach?!?

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