Groves


a term synonymous with make out or hook up. used commonly by men as a codeword for the act as not to arouse the suspicions of the opposite s-x
a: so when you were with that girl last night did groves come a knocking?
b: yer he did and he stayed the whole night long
a term synonymous with make out or hook up. used commonly by men as a codeword for the act as not to arouse the suspicions of the opposite s-x
a: so when you were with that girl last night did groves come a knocking?
b: yer he did and he stayed the whole night long
1.someone whom often dates girls that are younger than him.

2.someone who often stays up playing call of duty.
“stop being a groves”
groves can be used as either a verb or a noun. for example, as a noun, groves is someone of little germinal fecundity. as a verb, groves takes the the form of simply grove or groved (in the past tense) and means to splatter a woman’s reproductive organs to little effect.
as a noun:
girl one — so, did your boyfriend ever knock you up or what?
girl two — no, this guy’s c-cksmanship is subpar, a real groves.

as a verb:
girl one — so, i hear you got knocked up.
girl two — naw, i just got my vag meat groved.

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