Grow a Tail
to take a sh-t, just to plain ol’ take a sh-t
dude, hold that thought. i gotta go grow a tail
defecate
nah, that’s cool; i’m going to sit out this round; i gotta go grow a tail.
to p–p, or take a sh-t.
i had to run to the bathroom to grow a tail.
to simulate a kangaroo, or other large marsupial, by bending over and releasing a long blind baby seal from your cake hole.
(at the end of a large dinner).
“where are you going with that magazine, edward?”
“i’m off to meditate and grow a tail”
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