Gruber


1) a cold pimp-daddy, known to pimp on foot in the snow.
2) a pimp that likes to get his groove on. usually residing in cool to cold climates.
3) a bearded-stallion of a man. always heteros-xual.
4) a young, handsome buck whom is expertly schooled in the art of womanizing, and stylin’ & profilin’.
5) a womanizer known to possess a fierce left strait.
“keep yo daughtas way from dat chil… dat boys a gruber!”

-harriet tubman
a s-xual panther. a man who is well endowed, and knows how to use what he has. he gets the ladies. other men envy him.
did you see it? that dude is a total gruber!

man, that kid was playing the ladies like a total gruber.
a person who braggarts the bowl, is annoying as sh-t, talks to much, and often double hits the bowl too. often asks for a vip hit (an extra hit).
dude you just double hit the bowl. don’t be a gruber

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