Grubhead
writer
for writing too much, the grubhead was always getting fired.
definition:
someone who orders grubhub often, and goes on and on about how great it is. typically a hipster, thinks he was using grubhub “before it was trendy.”
“hey man, have you tried grubhub yet? it’s so great! i use it 24/7!” that’s a grubhead.
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