grump ‘o’ lantern


the act of receiving head while sh-tting-except instead of sh-tting in a toilet you sh-t into a jack ‘o’ lantern. most often occurs around halloween
dude i ain’t gay or nothing, but that 11 year old boy dressed as frodo just gave me a wicked grump ‘o’ lantern. good old jack now has a sh-t eating grin-literally. happy halloween!

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