Grumpy Snail


the snail that comes out of the holo-recorder in the tv show futurama. when the holo-recorder is played badly, the grumpy snail often becomes “too grumpy”. can also describe someone who is grumpy.
fry played his song so badly, the grumpy snail mutated into a horrifying image.
when one partner lays reluctantly on his/her stomach and is then penetrated in the -n-s by their partner. said partner has their back haunched for maximum insertion-giving the appearance of the sh-ll.
“tina owed me a favor so she let me give her a grumpy snail before we left for the party.”

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