grumpy trail
at the time you are hooking up with someone you have an extreme sensation to drop a duece you then do it right there from their belly b-tton down to p-n-s or v-g-n-. which then it is no longer a happy trail it is a grumpy trail. (this may work best when your partner is handcuffed so then they can not stop or prevent the grumpy trail)
“yeah i guess tyler and mary jo doing their casual daily routine (afternoon delight) and tyler gave mary jo a grumpy trail. and to top it off mary jo is tylers mom (rump)”
“it was a warm summer day at beaver lake, brookes (45) and emma (14) just got done jet skiing on the sh-thole they call their lake. emma laid brookes down on the sand then giving him a warm sensational grumpy trail. so sational brookes moaned, “i love you patty!!”
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