Grundel Grab


the grundel grab is a s-xual technique attempted by women who read too much cosmo magazine. this maneuver which involves the prodding of the male s-xual partners grundel, will in theory bring him to climax as this is his proposed g-spot.

the validity of this theory and technique are both questionable due to a lack of substantial scientific and/or medical evidence.

although rarely attempted, if done without warning, the male partner may resort to violence in order to protect this sacred and n-ble region, often referred to as “no mans land”.
marisa totally tried to grundel grab me but i punched her in the face.
the act of a lazy masturbator, where the fondler compresses the chode area in order to divert his s-m-n load into various, undiscovered body chambers, eliminating the need for clean up. the fate of the fluids remains undiscovered, but some scientists propose a link between grundle grabbing and chronic bad breath.
kastura explained that his grundel grabbing was only a problem if he became violent or started missing work on a regular basis because of it.

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