Grungetarian


a certain breed of pacific northwestern hipster, complete with flannel, sullen demeanor, disdain for materialism, and a diet consisting of various locally grown legumes, gr-sses, and berries. travels on a ridonkulously expensive racing bicycle while wearing varying forms of ill-conceived facial hair.
dude, i was grungetarian before there was such a thing. now, if you don’t mind, i’ve got to finish this latte and organic, locally baked cupcake.

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