grungy carpet



a very hairy v-g-n- that has not been maintained well and is extremely unsanitary

a v-g-n- with wool so dirty that you probably would get an std from just touching it
“bro, i went to f-ck your sister yesterday, but she had a really bad grungy carpet. get her to fix that sh-t homie.”

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