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• GTFAFM

  get the f-ck away from me! “here i come…” “go away!” “what’s your problem, girl?!” “didn’t you hear me?!! gtfafm!!”

• Tech-shit

  to confuse someone with technology related jargon. or to use a technological excuse for not doing something. don’t tech-sh-t me, i know you didn’t text. her: i sent the email, perhaps it’s the server. me: honey, please do not tech-sh-t me!

• cryacide

  a half -ssed “suicide attempt” where the offender has no intention of actually killing themselves but, instead, wants to reap the attention that will result from people thinking they were seriously considering killing themselves. kathey tried to kill herself by putting a bag over her head but the thing had holes in it. what a […]

• dickification

  the act of decorating ones self with phallic symbols and adornments that b-tch went through some d-ckification and is now ready for her bachelorette party.

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