guacket
“guacket” is the combination of “guac” and “pocket,” referring to the small, localized region of a poorly-made burrito that contains all of the guac in said burrito.
this is commonly encountered when ordering a burrito from blewdoba or sh-tpotle, where the guac is delivered in an over-priced flick of the wrist, landing as a single ball typically located at one end of the burrito. the result is an essentially guac-less burrito, waiting to blow its fat green load in your mouth when you least expect it.
jim: hey dude, how’s your burrito?
doug: not bad, but i can’t taste any guaarrgghh-sploooge-cthhsplxctzx
jim: finally hit that guacket, huh?
doug chokes to death trying to swallow the burrito’s unruly green load.
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