Guan Di
in the chinese pantheon of g-ds he is the patron saint of bean curd (tofu), war, and the general protector of the souls of the dead. made “famous” by being the featured monster in the cult movie “my name is bruce.”
with flashing red eyes, & a flowing white beard, everyone knew he was a g-d to be feared! guan di is his name, guan di is his name, guan yu guan me, guan di, guan di is his name!
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