a highly possessive, paranoid and controlling boyfriend or girlfriend who won’t let you ever leave their sight, presence nor clutches. they often go through your phone’s call logs and messages in search of incriminating evidence to use as justification for shortening your leash.
lil chi chi: yo whuddup fam! where chico at? it’s been a minute
fonte: sup homie. its rough out here. his woman got his on lock again.
lil chi chi: word? what dat fool went and did now?
fonte: check this out, so the other day, his girl, feeling all hot bothered, dress up in lingerie, and asks him to show her “a fun time”.
lil chi chi: cool, cool, cool…
fonte: and what that fool done went and did, dunno whether he was tryna be funny or something, he showed her a picture of us and the fellas at the pub getting wasted. now his grown *ss is grounded.
lil chi chi: d*mn, sounds like he got himself a guantanamo bae
- hot curling iron syndrome
the sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his d*ck in their *ss without allowing sufficient time to prepare. miguel needs to learn how to top. he just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my *ss. i’ve still got hot curling iron syndrome.
- raisin baby
when a man inserts his full scr*t*m into the mouth of a waiting eager partner who begins to suck on the fore mentioned scr*t*m until it is dripping with saliva and then blowing on the scr*t*m until it shrivels up. friend 1: so what did you and geni do last night? friend 2: she gave […]
cotto’ed is an adjective that describes getting: destroyed, wrecked, demolished, beaten, annihilated, crushed, obliterated, slaughtered or otherwise brutally harmed beyond recognition. similar to miguel cotto’s face after he fought antonio margarito, who used gloves illegally filled with cement. buck:”yo sam i heard this cat jason got cotto’ed, you know what happened?” sam:”yeah man he got […]
to turn something into a meme. harambe was meminized after he died