Guantanengnome


the guantanengnome (goowan-tahn-ehn-nohm) is a small dwarven creature kept in a miniature hollow iron maiden deep inside the (not so) secret torture chambers of the guantanemo bay prison. used much like an -ss troll.
ahkmed didn’t want to confess, until he saw the guantanengnome come out from the shadows; he then screamed like ryan seacrest about to watch yentil.
the guantanengnome (goowan-tahn-ehn-nohm) is a small dwarven creature kept in a miniature hollow iron maiden deep inside the (not so) secret torture chambers of the guantanemo bay prison. used much like an -ss troll.
ahkmed didn’t want to confess, until he saw the guantanengnome come out from the shadows; he then screamed like ryan seacrest about to watch yentil.

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