guarantee


a word that we commonly use that is one of the hardest words out of the dictionary to spell correctly. most people just use spell check to fix it, but without it spelling this word right is frustrating. a straight pain in the -ss.
before: therefore i gaurentee that the facts support my thesis.

f–k i never spell this word right, thank g-d for spell check.

after: therefore i guarantee that the facts support my thesis.

ah, there we go maybe i’ll spell it right next time.
a guarantee is the inverse of trust.
rhys muldoon: “i trust amanda vanstone. if i left her alone in a room with a bucket of fried chicken, i’d trust her to eat it up. i’d also trust her to then launch a national inquiry into who ate the chicken.”

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