guarding


the act of imitating a hollister lifeguard in places you don’t typically find lifeguards on duty. involves holding your hands up to your eyes like binoculars and having friends take a picture of you.

#guarding
dude #1: hey, hold my phone for a second.

dude #2: sure!

dude #1: i need you to take a pic of me guarding in the school library!

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