guatemalan gardener


a s-xual position in which the pitcher stands on two skateboards (one foot per skateboard) with the catcher in a wheelbarrow-type position, suspended by the pitcher’s p-n-s on one end and a self-propelled lawnmower on the other. the lawnmower is turned on and the partic-p-nts ride out of the garden down the street while they f-ck.
“how’d you get that nose scar?”
“she leaned too far during the guatemalan gardener.”

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