Guatemalan Omelet


the act of leaving an “open face” wad of used toilet paper in a someone’s bathroom trashcan as a prank.
to leave a “sunny and runny side up” present for a friend or acquaintance.

stemming from the cultural difference of not flushing used waste paper in guatemala, one of their most famous attributes.

the guatemalan variant on a “columbian necktie”.
person #1 hey did you see that giant spider in your bathroom trashcan? no?

person #2 hey that’s not a spider! omg!(vomiting ensues probably)

person #3 nope, that’s a guatemalan omelet my friend, aren’t i a wonderful house guest mang!?

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