guatemalan pineapple
a form of s-x that is incredibly pointy, and painful.
“dude, my -ss is ripped to shreds!”
“really?”
“yeah, that guatemalan pineapple really f-cking hurt.”
“i could tell, your -ss looks like detroit.”
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