guava

a particularly fun fruit. green on the outside, pink on the inside. the juice is simply marvelous. the fruit is popularly served in halves, and chosen over pear halves.
“would you care for half a pear?”
“i’d far rather half a guava!”
guava – its what women have and what most men strive to get. simply put, its a word that replaces a cruder definition for female genitalia such as box/p-ssy/tw-t/c-nt etc.
rayno – “so ben, that chick was hot!! did she have a nice guava?”

“bro – that chick had the hairiest, scariest guava i have ever seen”

” dude, i struck gold last night – she had a beautifully waxed guava”
in costa rica
spanish slang for “d-ck”
don’t go around saying you want “jugo de guava” unless you want d-ck juice. if you want guava juice it’s “jugo de guayaba”
a small yummy fruit that should not be consumed unless found in the liquid form.
mm, that guava sure is pink.
adj. doing something with incredible style, finesse, or libido. rico suave
did you see ralph let that honey have his spot in line at kfc yesterday?… guava!!!
gay b-tt s-x consisting two guys behind the couch at 3 am. waking up randomly and saying “mmm lets get guava!”
“ow my b-tthole”
“c-ck slap him!”
“i want guava!”
failure of monumental proportions
boy, i really guava’ed that test, i got a 3/100

i can’t believe they dallas lost, they were up by over 10 with only a few minutes left, they really guava’ed that game

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