gucci theorem



the hypothetical law that prevails when discussing hypothetical or potential future scenarios. it forces one to consider a possibility, without the consequence of potential death as a bias. the theorem considers the sensations or experience of any given event rather than the baseline consideration of death.
scott: would you ever wanna experience pearl harbor? like right when the j-panese attacked?
alan: nah dude that’s f-cked up. not tryna die
scott: gucci theorem bro, you won’t die you just gotta be there.
alan: oh f-ck yeah, maybe take a few tabs

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