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guelph pr-nounced “goowelff”. the leading canadian city for producing granola type same s-x couples who like to bathe in their outdoor showers while feeding their backyard hens. mostly gym teachers, these people graduate to careers on the city council so they can vote on how to return the city to the early 1960’s. guelph also has a large asian community that are not allowed out of the west end. when they do manage to tunnel out, they enjoy acting tough and threaten to “stick you”. whatever the f-ck that means.
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