Guest towel get-a-way
when it becomes necessary to exit a chick’s apartment via the window because you realized too late that you are drying your -ss and junk with her “guest towel” after bangining the sh-t out if her”
i wasnt paying attention and i had to make a guest towel get-a-way. man i dont know which i left messier, her or her goddam linens.
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