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  an undesirable street urchin raised in captivity with tough love and daily servings of hagu. this beast is a form of indian demon and should be approached with great caution. a distinctive quality of a guha is his obvious alcoholism and his blatant disregard to social rules and expectations. neil is so uncivilized, the people […]

• guhc

  pr-nounced “guch” or “guck” depending on region. the reverse of “chug”. occurs specifically after chugging a beverage, usually a beer. in this situation, the individual who chugs fails to maintain gastric integrity and immediately disgorges said chugged beer. wow sahil tried to challenge vidsacks but he guhced that sh-t back up straight into the same […]

• Guinni

  plural of “guinness” beer. we’d like a round of three guinni, please.

• Guitar Hero Whore

  someone who, when asked for their favorite band, mentions pretty much only the bands from the guitar hero series. usually done by people who aren’t music savvy when attempting to sound cool. me: what are your favorite bands? some kid: oh i love the scorpions and ozzy osbourne and kiss. me: guitar hero wh-r-.

• gulp

  the sound made when swallowing. “these urban dictionary guys are bunch of filthy perverts. gulp is clearly the sound made when swallowing, and can have quite innocent connotations.” (verb) to swallow c-m after a bl-wj-b or intercourse. jenna just gulped a hot load. a great method of birth control. 100 percent effective. it started off […]

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