Guffitus


a disease which is the result of a large build up of gas, p-ssed on to nearest person, other person starts farting frequently – and whiffing.
cor emma.. you’ve given me your guffitus i can’t stop farting, and i whiff!

oooop, emma has guffitus again

oh h-ll no i’ve caught guffitus from you, my word i stink!

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