Guggenheim’s Law


guggenheim’s law states that, while attending a beach party it is impossible experience a devestating loss. in logical terms this is written as:

person ^ beach_party -> ¬devestating_loss
being devestated after losing the final of shipwrecked, which involved spending 5 months on a desert island attending beach parties. this is a mathematical impossibility hence guggenheim’s law.

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