guibass
a guib-ss is a cross between a guitar and a b-ss. a guib-ss is made by taking an old sh-t–ss cl-ssical guitar and prying out the tuners with a screwdriver and replacing them with b-ss tuners. 4 b-ss strings are then added. this instrument makes virtually no noise.
my friend mike made a guib-ss out of his old cl-ssical guitar. i slapped him and called him an -sshole.
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