guidosity


a measure of how much of a guido a person is. there are three levels of guidosity: pauly d (total guido) tupac (skinny -ss white boy) p-ssy -ss n-gg-s (eminem)
bro 1 : dude i got a f-ckin nattiac after goin to my boy jonnys house for some milf and cookies. got so much f-ckin dome from that sk-nky -ssb-tch
bro 2: sh-ts for real brah. where was she at ?
bro 1; she lives at the jewsey shwoe. names sharon or some sh-t like dat.
bro 3: dude youre such a f-cking guido. you pick that p-ssy up in a bar ?
bro 1: obvi brah. b-n-r in the b-tt.
bro 2: youre guidosity is at such a peak now. i’d say you could even f-ck snookie
bro 1: wtf? n-gg- ill rape your black -ss
bro 2: obvy

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